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24 May 2015

Animals Narrate What Happens when you are Drunk !

alcohol warningAlcohols are the stress relieving formula that was created to get inside a fight, get knocked out (badly) and still laugh like a fool (;p just joking) but still this is the case with few people's as when alcohol is in you are actually king of the world. Well we going to discuss about the cases and scenarios that happen to you when you are high on alcohol but this is not going to be normal as it is going to be narrated in the language of animals, you animals are going to show you how you actually act when you are drunk and deep in alcohol.

18 Things that Happen when you are Drunk

  1. Facebook Stalking - you start stalking people, no matter who they are you are just in a hurry to cramp their message box and yea "HI" get a common work for all your crushes, you do that like a PRO.
    things that happen when you are drunk
  2. Facial Expressions - you expressions are changed hence they are enlarged 10 times the normal size, you are now so serious when your neighbor just got his feet dug in a gutter.
    things that happen when you are drunk
  3. Weird Selfies - if you have been a wild selfie snapper, then you might try to snap yourself the night you get drunk, but it ends like WHAT THE F*** :p
    things that happen when you are drunk
  4. Become Silent - you will stop stalking instantly at any point and become a quiet monster who is not willing to get his hands wet.
    things that happen when you are drunk
  5. Falling is Common - you know the next time you try to jump over a buffalo you are going to fall :p, everything seems like a giant structure and you are hurdle clearer, who wants to win the race before time runs out.
    things that happen when you are drunk
  6. Love Styling - all of sudden a you start thinking that you are the one with those big balls, no one could ever be that smart, cunning and stylish at the same time.
    things that happen when you are drunk
  7. Lacking Quality - either you are talented in something, in few cases you start thinking that you lack in quality.
    things that happen when you are drunk
  8. Crush Impression Fail - you try to do some bold attempts in front of your crush but hence everything fails and you seem to be a dumb guy.
    things that happen when you are drunk
  9. Fighting - no matter someone says something to you, your friend or a stranger you are the one who wants to teach that prick a lesson, it's very common under Punjabi Community (no offence but it really happens).
    things that happen when you are drunk
  10. Lying Anywhere - yes everything coming in your way seem to be like your BED, you just want to get laid without any obstruction, you want to sleep like hell, as you are working from past 1 week.
    things that happen when you are drunk
  11. Flirting - you try to flirt with your crush or your GF but it looks abnormal the way you act and hence your flirting is not minimal.
    things that happen when you are drunk
  12. Everything Spins - hmmm so is that a JUMBO Wheel riding, haha this is a common think and everything seems to be spinning round and round until you are dead as shit on a road with a POOP ;p
    things that happen when you are drunk
  13. Singing - oh this is a another common alcohol effect (called singing side effect) you try to imitate Madonna, Beyoncé and even Daler Mehandi.
    things that happen when you are drunk
  14. New Innovative Ideas - you discover new ideas for drinking, so that you do not have to move much and still every big is squeezed.
    things that happen when you are drunk
  15. Same for Food - and yet this goes the same for your food eating habits, you become so lazy that some how you just manage to taste that stuff.
    things that happen when you are drunk
  16. Getting More - you just discover a secret for unlimited stuff inside a glass, no matter the stuff was finished from a long time you still can feel the essence and aroma and hence squeeze every last bit from it.
    things that happen when you are drunk
  17. Expressing Love - either its your friend or your GF, you just become the person who cares for them the most, giving them the best cuddle bath ;p
    things that happen when you are drunk
  18. Feel like Superman - no matter you are a geek after alcohol is in, you just feel like a superman, who can do anything.
    things that happen when you are drunk

So I think many of you might have related yourself or your friends to the above scenario, hope I have tried to be precise in posting things that actually happens when you are drunk, do pass remarks about what you think.