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Awesome Desi Funny Punjabi Facebook Status Updates

So here we go with another huge hit for all the Indians who are basically from Punjab or anywhere else but they have some serious motherhood in them and English statuses cannot be compared to these ones because it has something Desi tint in them so grab the best Punjabi statuses for which I would like to thank my friend Shikari who grabbed all these statuses and bundled them together into one awesome package.

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  • Kad aayegi online Tu Kudiyee... Mein Chat Box to na naZra hatava..
    ni saara din facebook te... tere page te gediyaan laava.. ♥ !!
  • Tenuu chak lena bAbA rAmdEv vangu .,,
    J tu jada att chuki :p. ;)
  • Yar russe tan RAB russe,
    Yar fir russe tan DIL tute,
    Yar fir russe tah JAG shute,
    Yar fir russe tah?? maro sale de roz da he kam aa :P ;)
  • jhUthE mUho nA kEhnDi diL viCh haAn teRe,,
    haAn j tU kRe krA jiNdaGi maiN nAam tEre :D. ;)
  • ohNu pauN Lyi maI RAbB NaL V ladH LAiNda....
    Par...FeR maI SOcHyA K REsuLt da tYm a...rAb Nal panGA LAIna theEK NAI.. :P :D
  • TeRe nAAlo taaN saADa "ANTIVIRUS" cHaNGa...
    JeHda sAadi CaRe taaN kARdA :p :)
  • JiNi mArJi cHaTtiNg KaRLo
    SetTiNg tAaN rAb nE Hi kRauNi aE :p ;
  • Kash oh jaan mang lendi tan asi de deni c has ke. . .
    .
    par chandri ne . . . ?
    .
    facebook acc. da PASSWORD mang leya . . :p ;)
  • tERa pyAAr 500 de nOte vaRga ,, dArr lAgDa DUPLICATE na hOve :P ;)
  • pEhlaA tu laGgI mAinNu HoOr pArI c ......... HunN taA cHanGgI laGgE DuuR khAdI Hi ........
  • KaAsH koI sAnNu PETroL de RaTe wAaNG pYAar kaRe ... JeHdA waDhDaA hi jaAve .....
  • Oh pyaar ch jaan mangdi c....
    kamliiee...
    .Asi ta jawaak nu toffee de k ni raaji.........:P
  • i20 viCh beH kE keHNDi i20 wALAa yAaR aW.........
    ENDeAvouR viCH beH kE keHNdi i20 v kOI cAr Aw............:D
  • Huthyaar taa chadhte tere kainn teh...
    Parr dekkhii dhokhaa naaa devii,.... CHALAANEE HAJJEE V NI BHULYAA......
  • ni torh shor kaddh assi aayie tere piche aivei thakk gaye maar-2 gerhiyaa......
    sunn le tuh gall saddi kaddh de koi hall,,, tennu sadde toh shikataan dass kehdiyaa.....
  • ThOdA TiMe tU V kAd yAaRa nU De tU JhAtT...HoVe tErA GuD LuCk Je KaRa MaIn tAiNu f***....
  • DiNe MaShOoK LaD Di .... rAt Nu sAla maChar LaD Da
  • Wich laayi ae photo ohnu dekhi jande haan..Ik tere karke phone nu matha teki jande haan.!!!!!!!!!
  • Dine chain na aave,
    raati neend na aave.
    Mai rab nu puchea,
    rabba ki ehi pyar hai.
    Rab kehnda oh soja chup kr ke,
    garmi naal sarre passe ehi haal hai...........!! :D
  • jinna PaISA unna gooda pyaar kardia ne ,,,
    apnia jeba ehe rakhn BLaNK ,, aish mundeya de siraan utte kardia ne ....
  • Tere layi peg te peg banwa denda,
    Tere layi Royal Stag de tabb bharwa denda,
    kambaqth tusi taan pende nahi,
    nahi taan Tajmahal nu ve theka banwa denda :D
  • JITHO TAK SOHNIYE NI PAUNCH TERE VEERAN DI......OHTO FOOT AGGE PAINDA PARCHAWAN TERE YAAR DA.......
  • ‎""nI tU P.T.C neWz Vargi a bs gaPPaan cHaddi ReHnI a...!! :P
  • Main busy aan study vich sohniya.........tu varo var kehan lag gi..................Pehla pat ke begana putt sohniye.....tu "offline" rehn lag payi !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • DOLI VICHON HEER VAJAAN MARDI RANJHE NU,,, KEHNDI GHR JA KE FACEBOOK CHECK KAR LYE ..VIAH VALIYA PHOTAN PAYIAN NE.
  • PyAr MeRa PaHuNcH GaYa AeHo JE MuKaAm tE .....
    ShUrU tErE naAm Te.. KhAtAm TeRe NaAm tE......
  • tAiNu aPnA BnAiYe AsI EnE JoGe kItHe..
    HaAl dIl dA SuNaIyE AsI EnE JoGe kItHe..
    TiNu yAaD KaRnA Hi jInDaGi hAi sAdI..
    YaAd aSi tAiNu aIyE aSi eNE JoGe kItHe....
  • Ni mAiN PyAr cH ShReEf lAdAi wIcH GuNdA... MeRi aAnKhA ViCh aNkHa pAkE DeKhDa nI MuNdA....
  • DOLI VICHON HEER VAJAAN MARDI RANJHE NU,,, KEHNDI GHR JA KE FACEBOOK CHECK KAR LYE ..VIAH VALIYA PHOTAN PAYIAN NE.
  • ni tu meri RED BULL ni,tainu dekh dekh ENERGY aoundi.......
  • JeDe kEnDe cC , sI TaInU DIL dE CORNER vIcH LoCk kAr DiTa ,AaJ UnA Ne hI sAnU FACEBOOK Te BLOCK KaR DiTa......
  • Levis diyan Jeana tu paun lag pyi,
    Rbk de shoes chmkaun lag pyi,
    Beer chad Wine pee k standard vadon lag pyi,
    ......
    Saheliyan naal ghumdi SamJe tu Jive Janab ho gyi,
    Ta hi tere ghar de kehnde......
    jatta de munde
    naal reh ke saadi kudi kharab ho gyi __!!!!buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrr​rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr​rrrr
  • ni ShIkArI tainu kdo da bja ke lai jave........na mainu kise naddo kha da dar kahve.......bas drda dil ik gal ton ........eh tan pichle mahine meri c koi eh na a ke keh jave................
  • MaInU PyAr tErE NaAl tErE UtTe jInD WaR Da...JeDa vEkHe tErE WaL OdE SiNe gAlI MaR Da....
  • chaan chandni ratt mehrma......tim timonde tarre .....facbook te aa ja sohniya so gaye ghr de sarre

  • JaDO PeNDa KiSE NaaL ' VaiR '__
    Fer NiKLE ' DUNaLLI ' VicHO FaaR__
    Ohdo Kh00N ' SADA ' AGG WaNG KhoLDA__
    BaS ik WaaR BoLDI ' DuNALLI ' duJI Vaar JuDGE BolDA.....
  • soni fasdi ni,maddi fasauni ni,line badi lambi aa:vari auni ni:::::::::::::::::
  • PuRa hAth mErA ViCh sArKaR De... LaL BaTi tAiYo LaGi uTE cAr dE...
  • tOmMy DiYa sHiRtAn.........JeEnAA PePe DiYa PaUnDe HaNn..........
    << PuNtO >> gAdDi ViCh GedE tErE pIcHe LaUnDe HanN............:)...;)
  • ni sonie tere chaeni chhalle ..... sone tere suit kude .... jinne vich tu saari sajdi .... onne de mere boot kude. haha!!!

  • jatt bullet te ... bullet 100 te ... hunb dass beeba pichche behna .. ya thalle auna !!!

  • pHoTo Ka Di La LaYe MaI _______fAcEbOoK______tE eVeN seNtY hOyYeEeE FiRrEeE mErI FuNkY LoOk tE........!!!!!!!!!
  • akkh chadi te muchch khadi ... tohar anokhi sarkaar di ..vekkhi scenty na hoji mutiyare .. vekh akkh velli yaar di ..
  • hUn Mai sHReEf Ho gEyA a,iK SohNi MutIyAr de Dil DE KaReEb Ho GeyA
    a,oHdE kOl mErE DiL dE ChaBi,OhMeRi AkhRI MasHoOk tE TuhADI 10vI BhAbi
  • gore tann te duppatya di chhaa krke ... tainu chhadanga main bachya di maa krke !
  • nI BUlIaN GuLaBi TeRiYaN___gAlLan tE lAlLI cHaIyI hOyE AaW..........Ni JeDi ChEeJ dA Tu MaNn kRdI........oH mItTrAn Ne 36 VaRr VaJaIyE hOYe aW_____
  • KiVeN kRaa MaI pYAAr dA iKrAAr
    MaI mUnDa AwAArA
    Tu sOhNi MuTiyAAr
    TU mErE NaaL JaaN Nu TaIyaR
    TeRa Baapu PoLiCe Nu BuLoUn nU tAIyAr
  • mOdDe uTtE rAfAl DoNaLi ....RaKhI jAtT nE zIpSy KaLlI....
    vIcH tApE cHamKiLE dI lAgAi BaLiYe Ni ....JAgGe jAtT vAnGu YaRrAn Di ChAdAi BaLiYe Ni JaGgE JaTt vAnGu.........
  • KaAsH koI sAnNu PETroL de RaTe wAaNG pYAar kaRe ... JeHdA waDhDaA hi jaAve ......
  • Oh pyaar ch jaan mangdi c....
    kamliiee...
    Asi ta jawaak nu toffee de k ni raaji.........:P
  • i20 viCh beH kE keHNDi i20 wALAa yAaR aW.........
    ENDeAvouR viCH beH kE keHNdi i20 v kOI cAr Aw............:D
  • SadDi jAAn Te bAnN aAunDi a.........
    JaDoOn kiSe hoR nU 'TAKE CARE' keH jaAnadi a............
  • Government nu ekk nwa kanoon bnauna chahida,,,
    Tenu vekhan da hakk bss mainu hona chahida..!!

  • Sadi kismat de sitare hale dhundle ne :(:(
    rabb ne dite je chamka fer tenu dasangee ... !!

  • Cheeja Varti diyaa chote.... YaaaaR ni Varti de... !!

  • Jaan chahidi te has ke tu mang lyiii ... zada chusti chalaki wali lorh na...

  • Khud Khushi Karna Buzdili Hai Janab,
    Agar Marna Hi Hai to Ishq Kar Lo !!

  • Muk gayi degree yaar par jigri baithe dil vich rabb banke... :P

  • Loki 4-4 Kuria Set kari Firde Ne . . . Satho tha Saali Zindagi Ni Set Ho Rei . . !!

  • ....ohnu shakk a ki mai ohde lyi jaan nai de skda.~.______________.~.mainu khauf a 'oh rovegi boht mainu ajmaun to baad......

  • Hor gallan tenu bdiyan aundia "I LOVE YOU" kEhn Lagge kyU daRdi Ae ,,
    jiUndi rHe teri chOti bhEn pyAri maiNu nit mSgs te"JIJU JIJU"
    kaRdi Ae !! :P :P

  • Har Pal Vakhre Hi Rang Hunde Raan de......Aakhar Nu Kehndian Ne Maape Naio Mande...

  • Dine chain na aave,
    raati neend na aave.
    Mai rab nu puchea,
    rabba ki ehi pyar hai.
    Rab kehnda oh soja chup kr ke,
    garmi naal sarre passe ehi haal hai...........!! :D

  • Wich laayi ae photo ohnu dekhi jande haan..Ik tere karke phone nu matha teki jande haan.!!!!!!!!!

  • Chaan Badlaan Ch Kho geya Ae...NI tym Peg Da V Ho gya Ae...;)

  • Dunyia ch lagda na jee...jind jive jail di salakhan....

  • "Töday SERIÖUS"Words from Heart:-
    "Yun hi rakhte rahe bachpan se dil saaf hm apna....
    Pata nhi tha ki keemat toh chehro ki hoti h,dil ki nhi.!!"..

  • BaHutI nA shaukiNI lAyA kaR sohNiYe!!!!!!aiwEN kiSI Na kisI nU mAR ChadENGe:!!!!!!!!!??????•••

Hope you guys liked these status well you can also have a look at our previously posted 101 funny facebook statuses and as I always say if you have any good status updates do comment so that I can update this post with some more energetic status updates :)